>thou art with thy betrothed caressing her
>carrier pigeon arrives
>parchment reads “of what art thou engaging upon with my daughter, foul knave?”
>inform the fair maiden
>yfw her father was slain in battle months prior
>THEN WHO WAS CARRIER PIGEON?
(via ahsadler)
Oh, God loves me? Kind of a problematic age gap
Not to mention the power imbalance…
(via cameouttohaveagoodtime)
Lesbian moving service that
Sorry I got so horny thinking about strong women I passed out for a sec
REAL
OP has transcended
(via egberts)
There’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t treat a domestic violence court case as a fandom war
(via jennyslatesbutchgf)
Anonymous asked:
i think ive accidentally joined a volcano rp group where we rp as volcanoes on tumblr. im having beef with vesuvius. do you have any advice
can you believe this website is free to use
Cubic gem stones by Yoda Kiseki
(via a-boros-named-seamus)
if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it
it being facebook
(via our-wishes-and-whispers)
She/her. 28. Weeb on main. Stupid on main. Jew in progress. TERFs, SWERFs, MAGAs, and fascists fuck off. Pedophiles die in a fire.
