i fuckin love shitty rip-offs of toys because
look at these fuckers
and it’s not even limited to toys like
god i love these things
I ONLY POSTED THIS LAST NIGHT WHAT THE SHIT GUYS
How could you forget morgan freeman
Or the Sense of Right Alliance?
is that shrek
don’t forget robertcop
Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?
finish my sentence:
ucks. there are many ducks. they’re everywhere, making a noise akin to the roaring of hell’s fire. they swarm over our earth with wings folded neatly beside their streamlined bodies. there are so many of them. humanity is surely doomed. ducks in fighter planes, and ducks in battleships. there is no more hope. just the fowl’s foul shrieks in the frozen dead of night
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE