doctorwho:

She might have said ‘help’.

sophiaphilemon:

ahsadler:

sophiaphilemon:

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

This has showed up about five times on my dash in the last half-hour.

Any takers on how long it will be until we find the specific ”Tumblr blogger whose screen name can’t be printed in a family newspaper”?

i’m just waiting for the person with the url “tumblrbloggerwhosescreennamecantbeprintedinafamilynewspaper” to show up

AHHH I want to steal that URL now.

It hasn’t been taken yet…

DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIITTTTT

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

dont shame people for being virgins (✿◕‿◕)

dont shame people for not being virgins (✿◕‿◕)

dont shame people (✿ ⊙‿⊙)

sophiaphilemon:

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

This has showed up about five times on my dash in the last half-hour.

Any takers on how long it will be until we find the specific ”Tumblr blogger whose screen name can’t be printed in a family newspaper”?

i’m just waiting for the person with the url “tumblrbloggerwhosescreennamecantbeprintedinafamilynewspaper” to show up

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

systemofadowneyjr:

shoutout to photographers who make their subjects do stupid shit

secondhandbookshops:

knittedlampshade:

thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past

we’ve all been there

lesbipoet13:

foreveralone-lyguy:

oh my god

i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it.

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself